Thursday, December 9, 2010

Predictions: Survivor: The Final 6... who I think will win

        Let me say right off the top for the 12 people left in America who still watch like I do, this season has had what has to be the dumbest group of Survivors ever. The only smart one was Marty (and maybe Brenda), and the only smart thing they ever did was get rid of Marty. Apart from that this season has been a strategically bungled mess of really good looking people making really bad decisions. None of these people think long term game strategy. They can't see past their alliance and into people lying to them, and none of them think about who votes for who in the final tribal council. It is a joke. But on the other hand, it's pretty interesting tv watching these dumb people bungle around.
        With last night's elimination of Benry (really dumb name by the way) there are 6 castaways left: Holly, Sash, Jane, Chase, Fabio, and Dan. Out of those six, Jane beats anyone she faces off with in the finals, Holly beats anyone but Jane, Chase and Sash beat anyone that aren't women, and if it's those two its a coin flip, Fabio and Dan can beat nobody except each other.
        That said, I think that Holly is going to beat Chase for $1 million dollars. Sash was just lied to by Chase (that's what I saw at least) to get him into their alliance to make it 4 strong with Holly and Jane. Immunity challenge pending, Fabio is next to go (since Sash has a hidden idol they will fake a vote for him and force his idol out), followed by either Sash or Dan (probably Sash). That puts Chase, a 20something in shape car mechanic in the final 4 with a woman over the age 40, a woman over 60, and a man over 50 who had knee surgery and is a no-show in every challenge. In that final 4 as long as Dan doesn't win immunity Chase and the 2 ladies get rid of Dan. Then in the final challenge which is usually a physical test of wills Chase wins and takes Holly because nobody can beat Jane.
        The only way this won't happen is two ways: 1. if these incredibly stupid people decide to rip up their alliances in the final 6, which is ridiculous and unheard of, but like I said, this is the dumbest cast yet. 2. If either Fabio or Sash go on an immunity run. Sash is the wild card, because if he wins the next immunity challenge he is guaranteed in the final 4 due to his hidden idol. That and if they are dumb enough (they probably are) to not vote for Sash in the next vote, he only needs to win one more challenge to make the final 3, and in the final 3 anything can happen. It will be an interesting end, and I'm sure something will go wrong with this prediction along the way, but there are only 2 episodes left.

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